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{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}

{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}

{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}

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{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}

{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}

{"fact":"The normal body temperature of a cat is between 100.5 \u00b0 and 102.5 \u00b0F. A cat is sick if its temperature goes below 100 \u00b0 or above 103 \u00b0F.","length":136}

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