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\"Halfway\" is a song by Japanese singer-songwriter and musician Gen Hoshino. Written and produced by him, he handled all elements of production and the instrumentation except mixing. While experimenting with keyboards from home during the COVID-19 pandemic, Hoshino wrote \"Halfway\" as a birthday song to comedian Yūki Himura. He performed it on the Himura's radio show in May 2020, before the song was surprise released by Speedstar Records as a digital single on June 19, 2020. A hip hop-styled track, it is composed of a simplistic beat that loops. The lyrics, which include a rap section, depicts a protagonist who tries to amend the everyday relationship with their partner.
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