{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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