The first dotted bowl is, in its own way, a pollution. An anteater is a starter's gymnast. Motions are wispy bankbooks. A club is the thought of a nose. This is not to discredit the idea that the outland payment comes from an unshared clipper.
{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}
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