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Bandung United Football Club is an Indonesian football club based in Bandung, West Java that competes in Liga 4, the fourth tier of Indonesian football. The club was founded in 2019 after the takeover of Blitar United by PT. Persib Bandung Bermartabat and its subsequent relocation to Bandung. It is the feeder club of Persib Bandung and holds its home matches at Siliwangi Stadium.
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